(Source: uber-facts, via laceyk22)

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    *puts earphones in*

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    *plays music*

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

(via requiemofthestars)

lifemadesimple:

Will really help to speed up public transport - and no issue of a language barrier.

(via dubcliq)

And you know that ’cause you threaten to beat me every time it rings.

(Source: disneyfrozen, via spoken-not-written)

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

(Source: grindlebone, via laceyk22)

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lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

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