punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

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mariamatsakis:

cartel:

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

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idk how but this is completely accurate

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

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stopcallingmebitch:

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

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beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

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